The purity of rage

Sent at 1:52 PM on Friday
nychenzo44: hi

me: yo

nychenzo44: how is work

me: sleepy

nychenzo44: aww
want some lovin from me and my girl

me: no, you skank. Who wants to sleep with a stranger?

nychenzo44: lol i know

me: then why are you asking? I clearly don't want a fuck buddy.

me: Can you tell me why you would think I would jump on your dick at any chance without even talking to you face to face and gauging whether you're good people?

Is it something in my face?

me: Does my face scream, "Oh hey, you know, this is the kind of girl who would love to be indiscriminate with the fellas and the ladies and whoa, she's also into being open!"

Did ya ever think that maybe I was a devout Catholic or that I teach children nature walks?

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One Liners: Midnight Launch Party

I realized I had jotted down a first sentence for a post and then never publish it. I'm going to just put it out there now :P

I arrived at Best Buy at 6pm on the dot where I glided (or cholomped in my
4 inch heels) to pre-order my Collector's Edition.

Losing weight like crazy

I've decided to engage in the ego-bruising gang-bang called "dating". And in this "dating", there are plenty of dicks, a few wimps, and very rarely, nice guys with common interests.

Worst thing is, I can't assuage my poor little ego with comfort food because I'm on a dehydrated food/ powder diet. I've lost 10 lbs in one week. Unfortunately, I am a very tired chica too. Because holy shit, I got some crazy stuff that's been going down and I can barely type out this.

Because I compromised my bladder, I'm gonna pee (long story). Hope my children never read this.