The purity of rage

Sent at 1:52 PM on Friday
nychenzo44: hi

me: yo

nychenzo44: how is work

me: sleepy

nychenzo44: aww
want some lovin from me and my girl

me: no, you skank. Who wants to sleep with a stranger?

nychenzo44: lol i know

me: then why are you asking? I clearly don't want a fuck buddy.

me: Can you tell me why you would think I would jump on your dick at any chance without even talking to you face to face and gauging whether you're good people?

Is it something in my face?

me: Does my face scream, "Oh hey, you know, this is the kind of girl who would love to be indiscriminate with the fellas and the ladies and whoa, she's also into being open!"

Did ya ever think that maybe I was a devout Catholic or that I teach children nature walks?

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